The fastest thing ever

Again thanks AS for sharing this

An office manager was given the task of hiring an individual to fill a job
opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who
were equally qualified.He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question.Their answer would determine which of them would get the job.
The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table the
interviewer asked : What is the fastest thing you know of ? 

Acknowledging the first man on his right, the man replied,”A THOUGHT. It just pops into your head. There’s no warning that it’s on the
way; it’s just there. A thought is the fastest thing I know of.””That’s very good!” replied the interviewer.
“And now you sir?” he asked the second man.
“Hmm….let me see. A blink!It comes and goes and you don’t know that it ever
A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of.””Excellent!” said the interviewer. “The blink of an eye
… that’s a very popular cliché for speed.”
He then turned to the third man who was contemplating his reply.

“Well, out at my dad’s ranch, you step out of the house
and on the wall there’s a light switch. When you flip that switch,
way out across the pasture the light in the barn comes on in less than
an instant.

TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of.”
The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer
and thought he had found his man. “It’s hard to beat the speed of
light” he said.

Turning to the fourth and final man, the interviewer
posed the same question.

It’s obvious to me that the fastest thing known is

“WHAT!?” said the interviewer, stunned by the response.

“Oh I can explain.” said the fourth man.

“You see the other day I wasn’t feeling so good and I ran
for the bathroom.

But, before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, I
had already shit in my pants!”


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