Crime Control – PAK Police style

Read this first. . .
The level of incompetency is unmatchable in our leadership therefore one shouldn’t be surprised if following legislative changes are made in future:
– In order to control car theft, a new law which will make it illegal to leave one’s vehicle without at least one person inside.
– A new law to control mobile snatching which will ban public usage of any mobile phone. This has been decided in best public interest. Special mobile booths will be established where people will go to make a call. This booth will have one security guard. (all this obviously at your tax money)
– Some gov officials have suggested to close all shops after 9pm to avoid robbery. It has also been suggested that a ban on carrying cash above 25K be banned & any amount above this be first approved from a/an (in)competent gov authority or local nazim-office.
– All Jewelry shop owners have been instructed to erect 6×6 ft. iron grills between customer and counter. Customers can make choice by image/video aid which will be made available by shop owners.

2 Responses

  1. You never know whats coming up next :-P. Nice posting by the way (Y). The 6×6 grill idea is awesome 😛

  2. whats way of living in life you know?

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